That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
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Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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