Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
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When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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