so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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