I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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