He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
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Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
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This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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