just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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