i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
he just fucked me for my cheese.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
