I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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