No stitches, just platelets and will power
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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