If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
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Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
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So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
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