I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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