I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
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You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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