I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
its liver damage thursday
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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