so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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