I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
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I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
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Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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