Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
