oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
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There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
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FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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