The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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