i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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