Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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