Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
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My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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