I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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