ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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