so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.