So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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