i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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