Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
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It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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