Are we in a gay sports bar?
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Threesome in a minivan. New low
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I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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