you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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