when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I need to sanitize my soul.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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