dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
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woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
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See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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