mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Liz is crying about burritos again.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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