In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
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TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
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I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon