It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home