I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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