How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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