I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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