We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
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I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
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So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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