Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
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