I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
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That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
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Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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