WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
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it's not cheating when I paid for it
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
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I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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