Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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