what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
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theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
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You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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