Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
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you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
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