Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
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She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
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Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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