Nicole vs. Life
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
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i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
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You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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