I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i was born a porn star she said
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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