When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
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its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
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I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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