Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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