You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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