My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
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He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
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My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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