Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
tell me about the eggs
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Randomize
