Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Randomize
