still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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