is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
We are two peas in an std pod
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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