Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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